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women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release
me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the
frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that
there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your
husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That
would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the
most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, You do realize
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay
because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for
me." So, POOF, she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your
husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than
you."
The woman said, "That will be okay
because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, POOF, she's
the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish
and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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