| Three
Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and
found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here",
says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he
lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Sean,
"here's one named Patrick O'Toole. It says here that he was 95 when
he died."
Just then, Shamus yells out, "But
here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Shamus lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker,
and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin." |