READ THE STORY BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE
PICTURE!
This is why I don't play golf! This is a
true story from Palm Beach, Florida (the proof is at the end). The
first foursome of the day played together to the 5th hole where one
impatient golfer went ahead of the group. The remaining three finished
their round and headed for the nineteenth hole to meet their less-patient
friend. However, he wasn't there...and was nowhere to be found. Since his
car was still in the parking lot, the threesome waited two hours. Thinking
the impatient golfer might still be somewhere out on the course, they
notified the clubhouse and the search was on. Of course, the impatient
golfer was not located - but his clubs were found on the seventh hole.
Three days later, Ole Mose was spotted on
the seventh hole and was an immediate suspect. Ole Mose was an American
crocodile that was an infrequent course visitor for over 20 years. Not too
much concern was ever given Ole Mose, as he had always made a hasty
retreat whenever he saw anyone coming.
To make a long story even longer, after the
course officials, SPCA, lawyers, citizens groups, the mayor, Palm Beach
PD, and the American Crocodile Association of Southern Florida
agreed, it was decided that, in order to put everyone's mind at ease, Ole
Mose should be unzipped. And here is the result:
(Warning Not for the
squeamish.)