A builder was going through a house he had just built
with the woman who owned
it.
She was telling him what color to paint each room.
They went into the first room and she said "I want this
room to be painted a
light blue."
The builder went to the front door
and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the
next room was to be
bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the
next room
was to be
purple.
The builder went to the front door and yelled
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she
asked him, "I keep
telling you colors, but you always go to the front door and
yell GREEN SIDE UP!
What's that for?"
The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I just have
a couple of blondes
laying the sod out front."
